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[Aug. 14th, 2011|04:06 am] |
[ There's a small boy running around the tapcaf in circles, making vrrrrm noises. He's pretending to be an X-wing.
NO, he DOESN'T CARE that X-wings don't make noises in space. Gods, stop being such a grown-up. ]
Oh--
[ He just crashed into the tapcaf man, who not only grumbles about the state of his establishment, but also points out that Ben is a little old to be doing such childish things.
Ben crosses his arms and affects a grumpy attitude as the man walks away. ]
Whatever, I know I'm not a kid, maybe if people would let me fly real ships I would remember that... |
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[Jun. 20th, 2011|07:55 pm] |
Ah.
Perhaps there will be less sand in my drinks than there would be in Mos Eisley.
[ Jaq is therefore all right with the exterior of his ship suddenly being a tapcaf again.
Well, he would be regardless. It's Jaq. ] |
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[Feb. 24th, 2011|09:30 pm] |
[...something...skitters into the tapcaf]
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SkrreeeeEEEeEEEeEEEeee? |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2011|09:04 pm] |
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"Anakin!" Obi-Wan peered around the edge of the door into his Padawan's bedroom. "It's been half an hour. You need to have your bath and practice the reading lesson Master Nu assigned. I don't want you staying up late and falling asleep in classes tomorrow." |
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[Jan. 16th, 2011|10:26 pm] |
Vader sulked up to the bar.
It was clear he had settled in for a good night's brooding, nursing a drink with a long straw in it while his cape formed a huge black puddle around him. |
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[Dec. 29th, 2010|09:57 pm] |
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Can someone bring me a whiskey, no ice. |
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[Dec. 7th, 2010|11:34 pm] |
[Suddenly, a flaming torso]
AUUUUUUUAAAGAGHATUGAGUAGSG GUUUGGHGHSWGTKHAGKASG AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH |
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[Oct. 13th, 2010|02:14 am] |
[ Leia is hosting a bake sale for charity. Which charity? ALL OF THE CHARITIES.
She frosted all of these undercooked cupcakes herself with her very own salad dressing-and-jelly recipe. Those cookies spent five extra hours in the oven because they kept getting cold. The gizark teeth in the brownies are totally edible, don't worry -- they're substituted for marshmallows to remind you that their ecosystem is shrinking every day.
Leia sees you eyeing her table.
Come buy her disgusting food. ] |
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[Sep. 29th, 2010|08:50 pm] |
You're givin' me gray hair! If I end up in an early grave I'm blaming you. |
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